Top 5 things BJ Ryan should do instead of playing baseball

Posted on April 22nd, 2009 filed in General

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Bj Ryan from what I remember is the highest paid reliever in baseball history. This dude blows more saves than Lindsay Lohan. Here’s the top 5 things he should be doing instead of playing baseball.

  1. Dig a hole
  2. Live in the hole
  3. Become an elephant handler
  4. Grow a neck (thanks Jake)
  5. Build a time machine then convince his parents not to “do it”
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3 Responses to “Top 5 things BJ Ryan should do instead of playing baseball”

  1. Robias Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 7:42 am

    He’s my favourite Jay. You blow!

  2. Dan Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    i thought you were a big jimmy key fan

  3. antonella Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 12:02 am

    if you hate him so much why do you have his bobble head in your bedroom?

    also, how do you blow a save?

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